Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Burping

Another brilliant one from uncyclopedia. Dedicated to, Venodhah. :D

Burping is also known as belching, eructing, gargling, burgling and belching. Burping releases inflammable toxic chemicals in the air. It contains sulphur tetrachloride and potassium cyanide, a deadly mixture which makes the flowers in your vase wilt.

Burps are caused when farting isn't enough to get all the gas out, because enough pressure hasn't been built up yet. The amount of pressure needed for farting is 2,462.64 kiloNewtons per milliNewton of air, but burping requires only half of that.

Burps are also caused by drinking too little beer.So get drunk so you don't burp.

When a burp occurs, a sound is made through an organ in the mouth. It is sometimes hard to describe a sound of a burp, but here are a few examples:

(1) a person who tries to say "bread", but says "drake" instead (2) an adolescent whose voice is starting to brake (3) a lion who eats a rather big antelope and drinks beer from the fountain afterwards

As Wikipedia said, the loudest burp recorded was from Paul Hunn, who burped at a 118.1 decibels (as loud as a chainsaw from 1 metre away). But scientists have proven that it is possible to burp as loud as 170 decibels (as loud as a fighter jet plane from 1 metre away).

It is also believed the tsunami in South East Asia was caused by a giant sea-lion burping in a distant island in the Indian Ocean.

Do Animals Burp?

Yes. Cars burp out carbon monoxide, and goats burp out aluminium hydrophosphate. To date, these are the only two animals known to burp. so study and tell me so i can add to this report. Or else i will hurt you!!!!!!!!!!!!!

But scientists are currently researching on whether trucks burp too. They usually test this by using a BST, or a Burp Stimulant Test. It is a test where the animal is tickled in the stomach with a feather. But it is feared that this animal might release chemicals too toxic for the environment, such as the chemical fartium.

History of Burping

Burp has many historical contexts.

A tribe in Africa called Hullaballooburpymen performed a ritual where they sacrificed the loudest burper in the group to the God of Burpdom, to prevent the God from inflicting the punishment of Burpdom onto the tribe. Either way they used to get entertained by watching the burper burn in the fire anyway. The faintest burper was usually made to drink lots of beer (lucky him) so that his burps got louder and louder.

Alegsander the Grey, the great conqueror, filling himself with the Royal Feast once, got up from the dinner table, let out a loud fart, and said, "what a nice burp that was". No one ever came to know the real truth, though his umpteenth wife who was sitting beside him was reported dead the next day of unknown causes.

An ancient society known as the Zumbaziburpa wrote seven commandments, one of which said, "Thou Shalt Not Burp". Once when they invited an Irish man for dinner, and served him some delicious stew which they named Naverburpinmyplet. The dish made him burp very loudly indeed. That was the last anyone ever saw of that man.

The Wine Bottler isn't one to criticise because The Wine Bottler Isn't the best at splleing Or Gramamr, but The Wine Bottler urges you to look carefully at this article.

How to burp

To Belch, take a big breath in, lean back, and then belch really loud.

If you tried that... I'm laughing you right now :D

Monday, May 18, 2009

Piesm

The Pie is a infinitely tasty pastry who lives the depths of Space. It created the Universe so it had a battleground to battle with the evil Anti Pie, for only the destruction of the Anti Pie can bring an enlightenment of taste to humanity.


The JoJo is the Pie human form, who is a rich young Englishman who lives a mansion shaped like a Pie. He has conducted miracles including building a 4 foot Lego Yoda out of three Lego bricks, turning Tesco value coke into Coca Cola with lime and bringing a dead Lobster back to life. He has managed to convert over 90% of the peasants on his land to Pieism. The JoJo enjoys drinking tea, eating crumpets, and having an affair with the Queen in his spare time. Some non-piests believe that the JoJo is a religious zealot and is therefore a member of the galactic aliens that follow Spode.

The Fore-fathers
Tabby Fat is a hugely fat cat<>minion second in command. He feasts upon those who do not follow the ways of the Pie, beware his massive gob! A restraining order was put upon him to stop him attempting to eat the lower god Cheese. He is engaged to the god Sally Squid; however he cannot stop her sleeping with everyone else!


The Lobster is large, black, crustacean who likes nothing better than making war against the Anti Pie with his loyal army of Black Lobsters. In their spare time, Black Lobsters hunt down and chuck the following types of people into space:

• Traitors to the Pie

• Terroists and Paedophiles

• Republicans

• Fat People

Only one person has ever survived an attempt by a Lobster to chuck them into space, the Bodyguard. When the Bodyguard turned to the side of the Anti Pie (for a short time only) a Black Lobster caught him and tried to chuck him into space. However, the Bodyguard was so powerful that he resisted the throw and went up just two metres, then fell back down and falcon punched the poor Lobster!

Anti-Piests

The Anti Pie is the master of the forces of evil, which wish to tear down the Pie and drink it’s gravy. The Anti Pie’s hobbies include:

  • Stealing candy from children
  • Funding terrorist groups
  • Voting Republican
  • Making Sonic the Hedgehog games
Courtesy of the Uncyclopedia.
Because of their so-called intelligence, the so-called experts at Wikipedia will never have a proper article about Pieism. We are sorry they are blatantly retarded.

Monday, May 4, 2009

Bubble Tea


I took this picture long time ago d .
okay . its bubble tea . it has alot of flavors . my faviorite is
apple
orange
peach .
haha :) i know i have good taste . standard price is , 2.50 or 3 lah . u can get it anywhere in pasar malams . oh u can find one stall in Puchong somewhere opposite IOI mall , about 5 stalls , they sell steamboat , then theres this one in a hundred stall :) sells bubble tea . for me , this stall is the best stall for bubble tea . different different got , ice blended . oh the ice blended is super awesome , the bubble tea im not sure coz i've only went there once . Try ah . super nice .
For cheryl : u can order the without bubble one :) it still taste good xP

Today's topic : Maggi Mee :)
















The picture above evidently shows that i've tried it . not only me , Previtta & Laura also . we tried it during the sleepover at my house while watching some ghost movie with stupid subtitles :)
okay . maggi mee . it a little bit spicy with mushroom inside . its not like curry it just taste like korean or japanese spicy mee . of course , it taste good :) rm. 3.99 of course lah good , if not i'll give it back lah . i know it looks good rite . haha , u all cant eat , too bad . its 100 gram , means it about 40 gram more than other maggi mee cup . i guess it has only a few flavors but i have only seen one lah . so , i dont really know . try lah next time .


the reason i post

okay . since our two AWESOME authors are soo soo :) and this blog has been dead for exact 1 month so let me alivekan it :)

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Food Observation No. 1- Appetite

First of all, I'm the self proclaimed author of this blog. xD So, thanks Laura and Esther for letting me join you guys :p

So yeah. Appetite. Most of you would ask me,"HOW THE HELL DO YOU EAT THAT MUCH?!"

Here's the thing. I don't know. I figured this out just now as I was at the mamak with my dad. He asked me whether I wanted anything else after one plate of noodles and I told him I was full- (I was) A second later, my stomach felt normal again. I mean... Not full. Like in between meals sorta feeling, you know? Then I asked myself,"Shit do I want another one?"

This happens to me after EVERY meal... That's why during band camp I argued with myself after every meal. And everyone saja only go eat la. Take more la. So I ended up eating double of everything. If we had more time I might have ended up having triple. O.o

So I guess the law of attraction works on your stomach. If you wanna eat more, just stop- look- and listen. A second later, you'll have the appetite AND the space to eat again. =D

Monday, March 30, 2009

Domino's Pizza :) ( 1st Post)


I would prefer Domino's than Pizza Hut . Definitely ! Pizza Hut has bad service ! One of my favorite flavor is Chicken Peperoni :) weee , hungry lah now thinking of it . Lets see , what other flavor they have :
:)Classified Chicken
:)Tuna Temptation
:)Extravagganzza
:)Seafood Delight
:)Aloha Chicken
:)Meat Mania
:)BBQ Chicken
Of course there's somemore lah but lazy to type :) Im not telling the price lah , but its worth it , so dont worry loh . Eat only ! There's somemore deserts and side orders but i also lazy to type , anyway , i only like the pizza so no point talking about the rest !
I rate this Chicken Peperoni Pizza : 4/5
Ciao